This is an official Fauxmo Plushie, which you can buy at the shop. This is made of high quality material and is designed to look just like the real thing. It will be the perfect addition to your game day attire.
ALL IS FUEL FOR THE AMALGAM DEMON, GATEWAY OF LEAD AND PESTILENCE!
Gaze in true trepidation at God’s most recent mistake. Living biohazard, previously-contained hive mind and known identity fraudster âFauxmoâ is currently masquerading as bootlegged product and assuming the likeness of one âTion, Gomo”.
BUT THE HIVE IS GROWING.
Legally unclear!
Stores expired credit cards!
Possibly haunted but we didn’t run the tests on that and honestly I don’t think it would make much of a difference at this point LOL come on fam fr
SUCH DISEASED CREATURES SHAN’T CEASE ENTRANCE THROUGH THE SEEPS TO OUR DIMENSION. WE ARE LEFT WITH ONE OPTION.
SECURE A SPECIMEN. TAKE THE RISK. SAVE YOUR WORLD.
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